***Flirts will never get my attention and will be instantly deleted. They scream lazy.***
I'm definitively Jewish, but as life would have it, that only described me as far as being born to Jewish parents. So I went out and bought Judaism for Dummies and decided to take matters into my own hands. Now you know how I got here.
I am armed with a personality that I'm not afraid to use. I come with a sarcastic sense of humor which I regularly dish and very much enjoy to take. I have a propensity to call people out on their shizniz so consider yourself warned. I regard myself as crazy lucky when I say that I love my job...but I work to live. I get a glimpse into how people interact with the websites that they visit and in turn, shape that experience.
I LOVE hedgehogs...A lot. I've graduated from inanimate hedgies to a real one. His name is Bristle Sprout and we cuddle nightly.
I will like you a lot if you have a kind heart, can discuss a wide range of topics, are generally curious about life, and understand that perfection is a moving target. Major kudos are provided for wit. Oh, and if you enjoy long walks on the beach, it's a done deal.