First things first: I love bacon. I know, I'm a bad Jew. If this is a deal breaker for you, I'm sorry. That being said, at least I have all my hair and am probably taller than you, which apparently should earn me some points on here. Are there really that many short, bald Jews out there?
Other than being a bad Jew, I spend my days working at a hedge fund in midtown (who would have thought, a Jewish guy that's good at math). When not working, I'm either going out and finding new places to explore in the city (new restaurants, live music, random events, comedy clubs, whatever) or spending time outdoors (skiing in the winter, fishing and mountain biking in the warmer months).
I've lived in the city for a year now and still feel like there's a lot more to explore. As much as I love going to the regular bars with friends, I prefer to try new places much more.