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KefirMov Offline

  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 37 years old from Woodland Hills, CA
  • Logged in: 47 minutes ago
  • Last Update: 8/7/2014
Have kids:
None
Wants kids:
Yes
Height:
6' 2" (188 cm)
Religion:
Traditional
Smoke:
Non-Smoker
Education:
Some College
Occupation:
Financial/Accou…
Synagogue:
On High Holidays
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About Me

It's surprising how your quintessential "Bad Boy" has evolved into being quintessentially well rounded. Women often question, "How bad is this 'Bad Boy', really?" Their curiosities are often pacified knowing that I eat cereal without milk, I don't remove USB drives safely, I Google while driving and I was always last to clap at school assemblies...I know...I know...Total turn-on, right? I'll give you a moment to regain your composure. :-) I am the type of man who is always physically & mentally active. As a kid in elementary school I was no different, exhibiting similar characteristics in between doing back flips during P.E. to impress girls thinking I was the sh*t and making gummy bears have sex with each other, prior to licking them and tossing them up to stick on the ceiling of Homeroom. I am big on correct spelling and proper use of grammar. There's a big difference to me in, " I helped my uncle jack off a horse," AND " I helped my Uncle Jack, off a horse." To those women I correspond with who don't believe in proper punctuation, like a comma, all I have to say is, " I like eating babies and laughing." As a kid I would shut the door to my room to force my dog to spend time with me, even after I slept in awkward positions all night, just so he could sleep comfortably on my bed. I would often pretend to be dead or hurt around him to see if he cared. My interesting behaviors did not improve much as a teenager. When I got bored I'd play games with my deaf grandmother. She would vacuum and I would unplug the vacuum and time myself to see how long it would take for her to notice. I rarely am able to stab a CapriSun successfully, but when I do, I blow that sh*t up and pop it when I'm done. Bad habits die hard. =) When I walk into spiderwebs, I automatically know karate. I often confuse myself with thoughts of: What would the child I once was, think of the adult I've become? Or, if a person is born deaf, what language do they think in? I do not carry with me any baggage and keep my past in its place, the past. I have not hung on to any, "friendships," with any ex's. To me, hearing or telling an Ex, "Let's be friends," is like having a kidnapper tell you, " Keep in touch," or having your pet dog die and your mother share with you that you can still keep'em. It just doesn't work for me. When a woman shares with me " I love you " too early, I typically say real fast, " I love YouTube!" YouTube is the only site I visit to watch music videos and end up learning how to make ice cream.

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