it's tempting to do the, "i never thought i'd join a dating site," but i don't take myself too seriously, i'm canadian, we're an easygoing people
i'm also an attorney, writer, and recently retired stand up comic...more importantly, i eat guacamole often, and i know the difference b/w "pique," "peak," and "peek" AND the difference b/w "your" and "you're"
although i'm pretty modest and would feel weird complimenting myself, people seem to think that i'm witty and perceptive, granted, my good friends will come up w/ more offensive adjectives lol, but we like to joke around...i'm close w/ my family...i like to talk, serious conversations and silly ones...i'm always down to try new restaurants or see a play...i don't make smacking noises while eating, those who do that w/ their lips should be sentenced to a medium security prison...each smacking sound = one year behind bars, no parole...well, i don't know, maybe i'd allow for parole, it depends
it'd be cool to find a woman who shares all of the same interests as me, but that's probably not realistic, and i think that mutual respect/chemistry is more important than mutual interests anyhow...if you can take a joke as well as give one back, then that's a good start in my eyes...LASTLY, I'M THE BEST at pointing out random people who resemble certain celebrities or animals!
P.S. how come so many women define themselves as "fun loving?"...what does that even mean? they enjoy pleasure? it seems like it goes w/o saying, but that's only because i've never met anyone who has said, "fun? umm, none for me, thanks, i'm trying to quit"