So….you want to know about me. Where to start? I guess I’m a nice guy, like romantic walks on the beach, puppy dogs, and the smell of the air right before it rains…and all the rest of that mushy stuff...well, I guess I’m more of a romantic comedy….life happens, hilarity ensues, but in the end you know you were perfect for each other…not cause convention says so but cause you realize that you can handle each others bull or laugh at each other’s jokes…
Okay, some more about me. I guess if you’ve read this far, you deserve something more...Hobbies you ask? I don’t really have any hobbies...Who has the time? When I’m not working, I’m out hanging with friends or going to the gym (yeah the gym…see photos above…wasn’t born that way), watching a movie or trying to catch up on Homeland (just finished the first season so no spoilers please). And if you haven’t seen Homeland, I’ll still go out with you but you better start watching soon….Oh and when I do go out, I like to go out to places that have music and you can dance…no, not a club, as much as a nice lounge…sometimes it just gets boring just sitting and small taking at the bar…how much can you really talk about your job?…and yes there are a few Heterosexual guys that like to dance…usually cause they are good at it. The problem is that I need the right person to go dancing with. I guess I need the right Jewish girl to go dancing with…just don’t ask me to do the Dougie, the Macarena, the Harlem Shake, or the Hustle…ok, maybe the Hustle…go ahead and Google what those dances are…I’ll wait here….
Anyways...if you are still reading this and not sick of seeing ellipses, you want to get together for a Grande Macchiato Latte extra foam? Not even sure that’s a real drink…coffee was so last year anyways…how about some pressed juice?