Recovering Midwesterner (I have been in DC 10+ years). I can talk for hours about sports, politics, health policy, DC restaurants, my dog Harvey, and Tom Hanks. I work in health policy, go to grad school at night, and teach tennis on the weekends (yes, athletic Jews exist --- well, if you count tennis!). I make super corny jokes and puns. I can turn anything into a competition. Oh, and I hate writing about myself it's awkward.