I'm pretty bad at self description, but I'm great at character description. So in lieu of me describing myself normally, I will do so as a character in one of my scripts.
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT
A lone, bright light illuminates from a laptop monitor in an otherwise darkened room.
Hunched over his keyboard, typing away like a madman is DAVID (40), ex-punk rocker, ex-Hellraiser, now all grown up... although he is in utter self denial. He stares at his screen in bewilderment.
INSERT - On screen he has just finished the first 20 pages of a new feature. The words all become highlighted. He hits "delete." The screen is blank.
I suck. I wonder if McDonalds is hiring...
Not good enough? Maybe you'd prefer my Buddhist answer to this question:
And you are.
So, at least we have that in common...