Unlike those of you who never imagined being on jdate, I've dreamed of this moment since I was a young boy. That makes me a visionary because the internet wasn't really around back then. I could tell you that I like to "work hard and play hard", but to be quite honest, I work best flaccid. Also, I stopped "playing" in sixth grade. I'm into originality, people who get it, good music, tv, and entertainment, and some good old fashioned tom foolery. I'm also a sucker for the Whole Foods' salad bar. If any of that sounds appealing to you, hit me up, but don't be too aggressive. I'm not afraid to slap a j-straining order on you.