I’m the guy who's going to make you cancel your subscription. I’m the guy that’s going to make all the mediocre dates seem worth it (the bad ones are worth it for the stories, and the good ones, well, you haven’t really been on one of those, have you?). That guy that everyone told you doesn’t exist, so don’t get your hopes up. The guy who’s good looking but good natured, confident but not cocky, creative but capable of earning money (because even though you don’t really care about that, let’s face it, you really do).
Of course, I could be the guy that’s going to make you cancel your subscription not because you’ve found "the one", but because our experience will be so awful, you'll be scarred for a long, long time. See - I can even make you laugh. If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask. But know this: I cook, I give great massages, and you’re not going to have to settle anymore.