I've spent more time trying to figure out how to begin than I did on all my college research papers combined. So lemme just give you the bottom line: I'm smart, I'm funny and I'm down-to-earth. I’m super close with my tiny family (and I hope you are too). I love to laugh and be laughed at. I’m no stranger to sarcasm and I’ve never met a curse word I didn’t like.
Things that I love: Jeans and Converse. Brunch. Television and film. Dive bars, wings and burgers. 80s and 90s music. Trivia and board games. SNL. The beach. Books (real ones...with pages). Food Network. Hogwarts. Bacon. Maps. Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Parks & Rec, etc. I have a very hard time declaring favorite anythings, but I can state with certainty and would testify under oath that my favorite movie of all time is The Goonies.
As for sports, I stick to the Giants (or the Jets if I'm feeling generous) and college basketball/football (I stand by my Terps even when they don't make it easy). Baseball isn’t really my thing, but since this could be a deal-breaker for some, it’s important that I divulge that my allegiance lies with Mr. Met.