I don't believe in zodiac signs, but some descriptions of scorpios -- loyal, enthusiastic, curious, passionate, candid, sincere -- are spot on. That said, since everyone says they're funny it's more interesting to talk about weaknesses. I am decisive to the point of being impatient. (I might tap my foot while you're reading the menu). I ask too many questions, but only because I want to get to know you. And I may laugh too loud if you're funny. Would you forgive me for that?
P.S. The adorable muppet in the photo is my niece.