I'm very tall, quite bearded, and I have 16 pairs of glasses. I work at an optical in Wicker Park and am currently taking millions of science classes at UIC so I can apply to optometry school. I like the Bulls, Food Network, beach volleyball, chick flicks, beer, crossword puzzles, live music, museums, and tequila. I'm also the coolest uncle to a couple adorable kids named Brody and Emmy. Anyways, let me know if you wanna know more.