I'D RATHER HAVE AN ALTER EGO THAN BE AN ALTER KACKER
Caveat: This is long--but it'll be the best read you'll have had in ages. Why so long? If you don't have the patience to get through this intelligent, entertaining, interactive profile, you won't have the patience for intelligent, entertaining, interactive me.
(to the tune of Auld Lang Syne) Should Rosh Ha'Shanah come and go and I'm still here on J-Date, I'd feel like my shofar has been-sh2ped too deep to extricate.
I am a literate sensualist and a creative conversationalist. I am also a creative sensualist and a literate conversationalist. I'm a fusion of it all. I give good tête-à-tête...
I reject affectation, but strive to effect affection perfection. I'm a world-ranked kisser/hugger/cuddle r--looking for a partner in the pairs category.
I prefer to pray to rather than prey upon. I'd opt for super silliest superseding supercilious.
A vocalist, looking to embark on something new.
Thinking about a move... Relocation possibilities include (but aren't limited to) Panama, ON, MI, BC, WA, NM, ME, NB, Panama, or...?
Are you ready to sing along again? (to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer): Chayim the red-nosed chazzan, always had too much to drink...
He spilled his schnapps all over, his tzitzis they began to stink...
They barely had a minyan, when Chayim raised his hand and said,
"My kishkes, I am brechen... would somebody please hold my head?"
(bridge) Then one Shabbos afternoon, Rebbe came and said,
"Chayim with your nose so bright--be our new Havdalah light.
"Since then they all love Chayim, for schnapps is all he'll ever need...
to hang from the Aron HaKodesh, and be the shul's new Ner Ta-mid.