'It's not the size of your shofar but what you do with it!" I took off over 20 lbs.--not including my ginormous 'stache which I sheared off! I'm now single, and ready to have us tingle! Does that sound as lame as I think? (to the tune of Auld Lang Syne) Should Rosh Ha'Shanah come and go and I'm still here on J-Date, I'd feel like my shofar has been-sh2ped too deep to extricate. JQuiz Part I 1) Toilet paper ought to be placed:a) Over b) Under c) Out of the reach of children 2) Toothpaste should be squeezed from: a) the top b) the bottom c) the middle d) in true anarchist fashion from any place one feels like squeezing 3) Oy Oy Ma is: a) a dyslexic musician b) your response to, "Nu, when are you bringing your special friend over to meet us, already?"and sing along (to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer): Chayim the red nosed chazan, always had too much to drink; he spilled his schnapps all over, his tzitzis they began to stink. They barely had a minyan, when Chayim raised his hand and said; my kishkes, I am brechen, would somebody please hold my head. (bridge) Then one Shabbos afternoon, Rebbe came and said; Chayim with your nose so bright, be our new Havdalah light. Since then they all love Chayim, for schnapps is all he'll ever need; to hang from the Aharon HaKodesh, and be the shul's new Ner Tamid.