'It's not the size of your shofar but what you do with it!" I took off over 20 lbs.--not including my ginormous 'stache which I sheared off! I'm now single, and ready to have us tingle! Does that sound as lame as I think? (to the tune of Auld Lang Syne) Should Rosh Ha'Shanah come and go and I'm still here on J-Date, I'd feel like my shofar has been-sh2ped too deep to extricate. JQuiz Part I 1) Toilet paper ought to be placed:a) Over b) Under c) Out of the reach of children 2) Toothpaste should be squeezed from: a) the top b) the bottom c) the middle d) in true anarchist fashion from any place one feels like squeezing 3) Oy Oy Ma is: a) a dyslexic musician b) your response to, "Nu, when are you bringing your special friend over to meet us, already?"and sing along (to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer): Chayim the red nosed chazan, always had too much to drink he spilled his schnapps all over, his tzitzis they began to stink. They barely had a minyan, when Chayim raised his hand and said my kishkes, I am brechen, would somebody please hold my head. (bridge) Then one Shabbos afternoon, Rebbe came and said Chayim with your nose so bright, be our new Havdalah light. Since then they all love Chayim, for schnapps is all he'll ever need to hang from the Aharon HaKodesh, and be the shul's new Ner Tamid.