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  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 53 years old from Montreal, Canada
  • Logged in: 32 days ago
  • Last Update: 8/21/2015
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I'D rather have an ALTER EGO than be an ALTER KACKER. A vocalist, looking to embark on something new. I am a literate sensualist and a creative conversationalist. I am also a creative sensualist and a literate conversationalist. I'm a fusion of it all. I give good tête-à-tête... I reject affectation, but strive to effect affection perfection. I'm a world-ranked kisser/hugger/cuddle r--looking for a partner to train with. I prefer to pray to rather than prey upon. I'd opt for super silliest superseding supercilious. I'll be leaving my hometown--and where I'll end up depends on whom or what I find...and it could be anywhere... Can you understand this: In November 2012,for three weeks, I left my full-time job of taking care of my mom who had Alzheimer's (and has since died), to assist in disaster relief after 'Sandy' hit--gutting synagogues, churches, and community centers in Hoboken, Brooklyn, Queens, and Long Island. Tikkun Olam is a principle I practice not preach. If you can truly understand this, you might 'get' me. Are you ready to sing along? (to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer): Chayim the red-nosed chazzan, always had too much to drink... He spilled his schnapps all over, his tzitzis they began to stink... They barely had a minyan, when Chayim raised his hand and said, "My kishkes, I am brechen... would somebody please hold my head?" (bridge) Then one Shabbos afternoon, Rebbe came and said, "Chayim with your nose so bright--be our new Havdalah light. "Since then they all love Chayim, for schnapps is all he'll ever need... to hang from the Aron HaKodesh, and be the shul's new Ner Ta-mid.

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