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Shofarout Offline

  • Single, Man seeking a Woman
  • 52 years old from Montreal, Canada
  • Logged in: 16 hours ago
  • Last Update: 9/18/2014
Have kids:
None
Wants kids:
(not answered yet)
Height:
5' 9" (175 cm)
Religion:
Conservative
Smoke:
Non-Smoker
Education:
Master's Degree
Occupation:
Entertainment/M…
Synagogue:
Sometimes
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I'D RATHER HAVE AN ALTER EGO THAN BE AN ALTER KACKER (to the tune of Auld Lang Syne) Should Rosh Ha'Shanah come and go and I'm still here on J-Date, I'd feel like my shofar has been-sh2ped too deep to extricate. Are you ready sing along again? (to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer): Chayim the red nosed chazan, always had too much to drink... He spilled his schnapps all over, his tzitzis they began to stink... They barely had a minyan, when Chayim raised his hand and said, "my kishkes, I am brechen... would somebody please hold my head?" (bridge) Then one Shabbos afternoon, Rebbe came and said, "Chayim with your nose so bright--be our new Havdalah light." Since then they all love Chayim, for schnapps is all he'll ever need... to hang from the Aharon HaKodesh, and be the shul's new Ner Tamid.

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