FIRST. I train hippopotamuses how to synchronize swim. It is a great niche market.
The below is the resume stuff. I will leave it if you like to read.
(Oh... and If I 'flirted" with you... It was not due to lacking originality was just to see if there was interest first. If so flirt back and I will honor you with originality - new photos coming..)
GROUNDED I own my own house I am more of a SUV kinda guy (it reflects that I have a practical side). The SUV is because I love road trips and it makes travel with camping gear pleasurable. Can be packed and ready to go in less than 12 minutes unless it is a cabin in the woods thing and then ready at any time.
KIND hearted. I love animals. I am often seen with two dogs a Rhodesian Ridgeback and Boxer are my constant hiking and travel companions or affection givers/receivers. Yes, I have mastered the art of sleeping on the very edge of a king size bed with a paw in my face.
UNIQUE. I am an 8 year master national champion of Phonetic Scrabble.
HEALTHY. Hike, gym and/or yoga every day. I do like healthy food so I have mastered the art of cooking. And cooking with someone is a big bonus.
MATURE. I have socks that match. Dress shoes that shine. Dirty hiking books. Yet, bare feet in the sand or in the water is most preferred. I have always owned my own business so I can live my life, travel when and where I want and challenge myself out of my comfort zone at any time.
LOVING life. Traveled the planet and so much more to discover. Love the outdoors. Jumped out of airplanes, white water rafted, horseback ride with 400 head of cattle from Wyoming to Colorado, saved a few lives, comforted a few more, engaging conversations with intelligent people, love being around kids and laughing, deep discovery with wise spiritual leaders, attending cultural events, comedy clubs, working to help improve the lives of autistic children, oh so much more… this is a cool life.
UNUSUAL. I have sweated with Native Shaman. Learned from Medicine men, Hopi elders and a Hawaiian Kumu (priestess). Studied Kabbalah and Sacred Geometry and Quantum Dynamics. And had my photo collection of dolphins presented at the United Nations.
CHALLENGES. Are always solved with smiley face pancakes. Period.
YUP. I have had my heart broken. I am a better person because of it.
UMMMmm. You should know I have a sarcastic, witty, raunch-ish, inappropriate, dry sense of humor and able to evoke the eye roll groan when necessary.
IF you’d like to know more say “Hi Jeff”.
If read this far then it is evident there is nothing to lose in taking the next step of hello. Only will we really discover if the heart will skip with excitement of anticipation for more...