No artificial flavors, colors, or preservatives. Splendid, but without Splenda. Low fat. High energy. Probably not kosher, but very Jewish. Usually sweet, sometimes salty. Only sour or bitter if mishandled. Goes well with good dill pickles. Tough, but bruises. No added fillers, and olestra free (have you ever read the warning label on that stuff!). Mixes well with many. No added smoke flavor. Occasionally marinated with wine. Often needs a good cleaning to remove excess dirt. Can be dressed up, but prefers the minimalist approach. Now packaged with Version 7.8! Okay, I think I've taken that as far as I should have, and then some. I'm passionate about the world...where to start?