stud-muffin troublemaker clyde seeking a smoking hot crime partner bonnie. i'm a sexual dynamo and i'm looking for a sweet, beautiful, and sexy woman to ravage continuously. no mouse-girls please. if you just order the salad, this is not gonna work. i play guitar, work at a record company, keep late hours, stay fit (despite the self-abuse), and hate boring conversation more than anything in the world. please tell me something i haven't heard 1000 times already (ie - if you "work hard AND play hard," i will yawn hard...ZZZZzzzz). i don't care how your day went at work and i don't want to talk about mine. let's discuss bigger issues like world politics, eastern philosophy, west african music, caribbean cuisine, brazilian independent films, and who gets to be on top tonight.