What is a nice Jewish boy doing in a place like this? Trying to meet another nice Jewish boy. I'm quick-witted, smart, and was always the last one chosen to be on the softball team. So you won't see a long list of outdoor activities from me here (except shopping, and that's mostly indoors anyway). Over the past few years, my closest (not closet) gay, Jewish friends have moved away, so it would be nice to fill that void (or who knows, maybe even meet someone for more).