He lives vicariously through himself.
He can speak Hebrew…in English.
He once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
If he were to tell you to have a good day, you would.
He is always on time….yet somehow arrives fashionably late.
It turned out that Greenwich mean time was wrong and his watch was right.
When he travels to Rome, the Romans do as he does.
His travels have been so extensive that extra pages had to be added to his passport.
Dolphins love swimming with him.
He is the only man to ever count to infinity.
He once made it to the top of a stairmaster.
He once climbed Mount Fuji on a whim….through a typhoon.
All of his messages are written in braille. You have to feel his words to understand them.
He is such a foodie that Zagat calls him for restaurant recommendations.
He can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future.
I don’t always date online, but when I do I prefer Jewish women.
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