You say you want a revolution in your life, but do you really mean it? It can get messy... I am a complex yet uncomplicated guy who tries to see both sides of any situation. Trained to be skeptical by the Journalism folks at USC, I can see how both the NY Times and the National Enquirer make money, and still be an optimist. I will marry only once, and I seek to create an nontraditional traditional Jewish family in equal partnership with my loving, playful, and intelligent wife of any height or physical build. Your beliefs, demeanor, and sexy brain will always mean more to me than what you own or can do. Look, I am so serious about this that I am even willing to consider dating a UCLA Bruin! I envision us talking, walking, singing, having food fights--no, it's wrong to waste food--we can throw water--no, no, it's wrong to waste water. I know! We can throw minor temper tantrums at each other every now and then just to keep ourselves on our toes. For we will both be responsible for just how happy we can be.