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(during a "Diversity Day" exercise, Pam is Jewish, and Dwight is Asian) Dwight Schrute: Shalom, I'd like to apply for a loan. Pam Beesley: That's nice, Dwight. Dwight Schrute: OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick. Pam Beesley: OK, I like your food. Dwight Schrute: Uh, Outback Steakhouse, I'm Australian, mate! Michael Scott: Pam, come on, "I like your food" no come on, stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Bam! Let's do it, let's get ugly, let's get real. Pam Beesley: OK, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that i do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver. Dwight Schrute: [shocked] Aw man, am I a woman?Tom Kenny: That's right, Bob. Listen to your friend, a person who makes more money than you, is better than you, and therefore beyond criticism. This is called the Worthington Law and it's used to gauge the value of human worth. - Mr. Show with Bob and David, (1995)Trent: I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from... - Swingers, (1996)