Photo Nov 2009: When I was younger I had long hair, was tall and good looking with a British accent. The doorbell and phone never stopped ringing with lovely girls asking for dates. Eventually it became too much so I went to a plastic surgeon and said "Please make me bald, shorten my legs, add a bit to my nose and a little around the tummy." It worked - the calls stopped. Peace at last.
Now it is time for another visit. "Please put the hair back, shorten the nose, lengthen the legs and slim the tummy."
Oh, and for all those of you who have expressed an interest in Chemistry, you will be pleased to know it was one of my majors in High School.
I am Professor of Radiology at a dental school so beware - I can see through you......