Allow me to humor you all a bit by telling you about my experiences here...It’s time to change things up. Let’s get REAL… “ALL REAL”!! People today hardly read these profiles mainly bc many people say the same things: “I love going out but can enjoy a quiet night at home with a movie too.” News flash, everyone can!! Or I love this one, “I work out at the gym 5 days a week and I love my job”. Seriously, who cares!… no depth, no humor, and I GUARANTEE not everyone loves their jobs. Honestly, I hated mine so I decided to follow my passion… perhaps ask me! Since most peeps are only really interested in pictures, let’s laugh a little! DISCLAIMER: Before reading this section check the parody entitled Sh*t girls say (YouTube) and envision this section as a video titled, “Sh*t Men say on JDate” Ready - GO: “Is your hair real?”, “Did you get a nose job?”, “Do you have collagen injected in your lips?”, “Are your pictures fake, why are you always smiling?” “WOW you have nice…. (fill in the blank here guys, I know you can) are they real?” “Can you come stay with me in my hotel room, even if I leave you a key at the front desk?” “What’s your fav position? (really!?), “Are you really only 5’1?” “Do you wear heels and short skirts?” YES!! So just in case you were wondering and were going to ask me these questions in an IM/email, I can easily save you the time+embarrassment of asking… I am ALL REAL from the inside out, real hair, real EVERYTHING + I don’t use Photoshop on my pics, which would def help me out in my business. So instead of me telling you what I am looking for- ASK ME, but here are some things I am NOT looking for: A hookup or one night stand, a man much older than me who thinks I want him, EWW I don't, + a man who asks me any AND all of those questions above+pls refrain from swearing!! (Did Jewish moms didn’t raise these guys?)..oooh which brings me to this really important factor, we are on JDate right?? JEWISH Dating… so here goes+call me crazy if it's too much: PLS BE JEWISH, at least your MOM for REAL!! I am really into Judaism+super passionate about it. I come from an amazing mix of cultures…Israeli/Sep hardi + American/Ashkenazi. My background is unique, ASK ME, it totally rocks! I live in FL+travel to NYC often, you can ask! Lastly, shout out to all the lesbian ladies+ bisexual peeps, thanx for contacting me+trying to sway me (pls though stop stalking me, it’s getting creepy!!) I am sorry to disappoint you I am seeking a MAN and one that only wants 1 WOMAN, not a ménage à trois. I hope you all were humored. Now for who I really am? Here's a snippet: I am a v passionate, spiritual, family+goal oriented, smart+educated chica, who is anything but average! Looking for a....Well, all of that you will have to find out when YOU contact me! Looking forward…:)!!