Soooo, here we go. I'm the person my friends come to when they want a good laugh -- i'm sarcastic but (i think) witty enough to back it up. I actually think my horoscope in the post is true, I'm a binge tv watcher, and I'm pretty tight with my younger semi hipster sister. I saw a live turkey as a child and haven't eaten turkey since -- and yes I realize it's kind of ridiculous but I'm still running with it. I'm a beach girl -- j shore all the way -- who's happiest in flip flops with a miller lite in hand. I'm proud to say I still watch the real world road rules challenge-- but even happier to report that's the ONLY reality TV I am partial too (I can promise you'll never have to watch a bachelor or real housewives with me)! I watch vh1 in the morning because I think it's a far more fun way to start my day than the news... I could go on but I'd rather we just meet to chat it out.