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  • Single, Woman seeking a Man
  • 28 years old from Seattle, WA
  • Logged in: 1 day ago
  • Last Update: 2/15/2015
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I'm awesome. That's all you need to know. Don't talk to me if you type like an idiot because that just pisses me off. music is sexy. art is sexy. photography is sexy. I overuse the word sexy. I think festivus is for the rest-of-us. I love video games but have been deprived of them since childhood. I will play your video games. I will suck at them but pretend I'm amazing. I am insane amounts of lazy unless I have awesome motivation. I am working on that. I'm a red sox fan. I'm starting to follow them less. I love the cold but I don't like being cold. I am inconsistent. I hate the heat. I love the beach. I hate people who turn on the heat really high. I think my brain died years ago. I love movies more than air, although I'm not really too in love with air but I figure I'd die without it so it deserves some credit. I currently have a picnic fetish. I have an unhealthy addiction to iced gingerbread chai. I am now addicted to soy dirty chai's as well. I am extremely sarcastic. I should be sleeping now. I randomly think about people I was once friends, or sometimes even just acquainted with in the past and wonder what they are up to. I have insatiable wanderlust. I am too curious for my own good. I am stubborn to a fault. I am not very trusting. I am very trusting. I am confused. I have a photobooth fetish. I use the word fetish freely. When I was a little kid I would walk around listening to phantom of the opera on my walkman all day. I've always wanted to go to a drive-in movie. I am a terrible liar. I really enjoy receiving handwritten letters. When someone says the phrase "things fall apart" the name Chinua Achebe pops into my head without fail. My right hand is often colder than my left hand. I am convinced I have a brain tumor. I can't remember if I already mentioned that. I say whatever I want to whenever I want to say it. Unless I don't. I do things that I know are bad for me. I get asked if I am Canadian on a monthly basis. Apparently I have an accent. I am shy. Unless I'm not. I sometimes read emails and then plan to respond to them but fail horribly and forget to. This has nothing to do with you. Unless it does.

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