Ok, I don't have 15 kids, or 9, or even 7. I don't live in a shoe. What is that "3 or more category?" LOL I have three deliciously beautiful and sweet kids who would be a tremendous asset to someone someday. And yes I would have more if I met someone who did not have kids yet. Amazing gift I would never take away. Having/raising kids and finding/being with my soulmate are by far the two most important things to me in the world. If you are not on the same mission, I'm probably not your guy. I also would invest in travel/getting to know someone if I met someone in another location.
Friends describe me as hilarious, sensitive, compassionate, kind and smart. I love to make people laugh. Even do some standup on the side. Made a friend's wife pee her pants she was laughing so hard--one of my bigger accomplishments in life! I am adventurous (so long as major pain is not involved). I love improving the world and sharing kindness. Love to read and write (writing a book right now). And I love to travel. I can enjoy just about anything with the right person. I love gourmet cooking. My Jewish mother even calls me for cooking tips! Currently trying out for Master Chef. I love great conversation. I do great accents (my Borat accent rivals Sasha Baron Cohen’s). I genuinely like people. Black, white, green, Neapolitan. Differences make the world go round (not a big fan of purple people though-they annoy me). I play sports-racquetball, softball, ping pong chess (ok, maybe the last two are not sports). Enjoy hiking in the mountains. Generally a healthy eater, although I love all kinds of food. I like fashion and style (yes, I am straight), but I also am handy and I like college sports (go Buckeyes)-so cut me a little slack. Yes, a handy Jewish guy! A bit metro, but definitely still a guy. I love my job helping startup companies and working as an intellectual property trial lawyer. Law degree aside, I am very kind and considerate, affectionate, sensitive, warm and romantic. I love learning new things all the time. Most importantly, I just adore my wonderful kids. Being a dad has taught me the true meaning of unconditional love. My gems not only are sweet, polite and smart, but they are absolutely gorgeous (mailman was George Clooney). I really lucked out!!
I moved to Denver two years ago so my ex-wife could get remarried to a guy from Denver since we cooperate well for our delicious kids!! She could not marry him unless I agreed to move as well. I know I know... a tad certifiable of me.
Good luck in your search!