I'll make this easy for you:
1.) I will always treat others as I would like to be treated. I'm kind, generous, and genuinely happy.
2.) I have no problems making a fool out of myself if it will lighten up a situation or turn a boring one into a fun one.
3.) I'm originally from RI. It's neither a road nor an island. Discuss.
4.) I am an undefeated dance off champion. I once went so hardcore I ended up in the ER for 10 hours...A plate with screws and a pin later, I haven't participated in a dance off since. I'm ready to come out of retirement though!
5.) I've seen a hairy tongue, have you? My job is always interesting and very rewarding.
6.) I love football. I understand most of football. I own a jersey that isn't pink. See number 3 for a clue to my team.
7.) Day to day I'm really into eating/cooking natural and healthy. I do love to bake and was pretty close to going to pastry school instead of college.
About you: I'm looking for someone who’s up for an adventure with a sense of humor to give mine a run for the money. I want someone close to their family with a good heart. My family is a huge part of my life and I would love to share them with someone. They’re pretty awesome.