Well these boxes are a bit ridiculous sometimes, I mean how is one supposed to accurately describe themselves in there own words and not come off sounding completely narcissistic? Even the whole "My friends say I'm"... is still being slightly self-indulgent. Anyway here it goes... I am Fantastic! Basically the most intelligent, funny, kind, handsome, strong, and adorable guy you could ever meet. I mean there really should be a different category on here for girls looking for really awesome guys like myself that way you don't have to wade through all the other interminable dross that will completely waste your time. Now you might be asking yourself how could I be so lucky as to stumble upon this one of a kind man, I mean there millions of girls out there, how is he not taken?! And that would be a very good question. You see I am also extremely picky about the girl I want to be with. I've only had 2 serious relationships in my life and frankly I have no intention of wasting my time with someone I am only partly interested in. Now don't misunderstand I am sure all of you girls are wonderful and you all will go on to make your husbands very happy. I mean that sincerely, but that doesn't mean you are the right one for me. I'm not even looking for a "perfect woman" I am just looking for a particular woman and I rather be single then compromise. There are a few caveats. I'm never sarcastic -) and can be kind of a jerk at times (most of the time I'm pretty sweet). I make up for that by being pretty good at reading people and can therefore usually avoid sticking my foot too far down my mouth. I am too smart to be lied to, so if you like being secretive don't waste our time. There a few basic "need-not-apply's" Smokers, Club-Rats, If your absolute favorite music is country, Vegetarians - Not saying you have to eat huge slabs of meat at every meal but accept that G-d made animals to be eaten, which bring's me to G-d you have to believe He exists, Atheism is ignorance. I won't pay for this service unless I find a girl worth paying to get to know. If all that sounds tolerable let me know you are interested.