Imagine having a wonderful child, a Ph.D. in Anthropological linguistics, and a two year old golden retriever, but no one to share those wonderful aspects of your life with. I am 32 years old, divorced, and a self proclaimed "JAP" who loves matzo balls (extra large only) but also enjoys sweet, romantic dinner with someone who can carry on a nice grammatically correct conversation. I have been studying the origins of internet abbreviations and how they affect the average intelligence of 7th grade students. It has been quite tedious and I need someone to put some LOL and TLC back into my life. TTYL!