Now available, a nice Jewish guy. Comes standard with intelligence, wit and sense of humor. But wait, there’s more. A man of wide ranging interests, who always enjoys learning more. Special bonus, a traveling companion. Act quickly and we’ll also include a man of eclectic tastes, who enjoys music from Porter to Puccini, Jolson to Janis Joplin, Salome to Sweeny Todd while avoiding the mediocre and mundane. Don’t delay. Email now and you will also receive a softball and basketball player who rarely misses a game, but doesn’t take it too seriously. All this, plus one big dog, two season tickets to the opera, a few symphony tickets, about 6 reusable grocery bags, enough underwear for two weeks without washing and no fears of commitment. Practices fiscal responsibility. Operators are standing by. Not available in all locations. Offer may be withdrawn at any time.