So I’d much rather talk about you... Do you like bacon? Do you like spending quality time enjoying baseball and football (NFL & college)? Do you like to talk? Do you think Adam Carolla, Bill Simmons and Chris Hardwick are just about the smartest coolest guys around? Would people consider you slightly dorky/nerdy/geeky? Do like Billy Joel/Tom Petty/The Eagles/Moby/ Elvis Costello/OkGo? Do you dig chicks who read books? Would you be averse to going to Vegas and hitting the craps table? Are you a foodie who frequents both nice restaurants and local dive/hole-in-the wall joints? Do you enjoy hanging out in sports bars and people watching? When you wrote your profile and said that you were looking for a smart, sarcastic, confident woman who loves her family, did you really mean it?