I m looking for a man? Uh, yeah, I am. I practice law, maybe some day will get it right. I help crooks stay out of jail. I mean, so what if they stole a car or someone's life savings? After all, you can't take it with you - although my clients think THEY can. My last husband told me to leave, so I did. don't know why he cared that I drove out of the garage by driving straight through the front of it. It was ME that had to pick up and toss away all that broken wood off my windshield onto his lawn.
OKAY - enough of that. I like FUNNY - and want a FUNNY guy - know-nothing-nerds and Republicans- BE gone.
I am a lawyer who represents disabled people. I love the arts - I once applied for a pass to spend 24 hours at the Met in New York, but . . .they wouldn't approve it. Drats! I also draw, and write - short stories, poetry, and any good gossip. Loveee to travel - and lived in a Mayan village for 2 years. Also - I am somewhat into my Jewish heritage, and spirituality.