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  • Single, Woman seeking a Man
  • 39 years old from Chicago, IL
  • Logged in: more than 60 days ago
  • Last Update: 5/21/2014
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5' 4" (163 cm)
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About Me

I am a quick witted, level headed woman. I'd win a speed text messaging contest. I abuse dvr, badly. I dominate at scrabble and pub quiz nights. I love to make creative bets and I like to believe and act as if I win, even when I don't! Most importantly-- I am kind hearted, intelligent, and passionate. I am quirky. I am a Zagat addict. My favorite foods are sushi and steak. I'm left-handed. I'm sarcastic. I love being silly and spontaneous. I am an insomniac and avid reader. I am self-assertive, curious, and strong willed. I'm very lucky to have an extremely close family. My best friends know they can call me, even at 4am. I keep an exhaustive quote collection that inspires me. I need to be challenged and be won over by witty banter. I am a skeptical optimist. I am a possiblist. I am a huge believer in the randomness in life. I believe in luck and also in coincidences. I don't think that chivalry is dead and that there are men of strong character out there looking for me. There's nothing better than the feeling of someone who 'gets me'. I am often a behind the scenes instigator. I find people watching very entertaining. I am on a continuous search for the best nachos, and spiciest bloody mary. The older I get, I find fewer things surprise me. This has led me to enjoying being surprised so much more. I am a productive procrastinator. I believe in intuition over logic.

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