I once walked from Union Square to JFK because I heard that theres a wicked Panda Express in terminal 1. It turns out it's a sub-par Wok n' Roll. I got into an argument with Gary Busey on the Pacific Coast Highway after he said I cut him off. (I didnt). I was bitten by a monkey as the result of an argument over a peanut. Oh yeah, when my description says that Im 6'0 tall, it actually means that Im 6'0 tall. Im also getting really frustrated that all the interesting women I seem to meet on this site are either A. not even remotely religious or B. not Jewish. I know youre out there ladies.