After many years of trying to convince myself (and everyone around me) that I'm ready to seriously look for my match, I'm actually ready. I'm bringing back the old online profile to see where this goes. The goal is to be able to delete this profile in the near future. Plus, recognizing people from online dating websites in public is bound to stop being funny eventually.
I'm a very resilient person, with a positive attitude. I'm always good for an offensive joke, having an ear for gossip and I'm a great snack partner.
My life has really come together recently. I have a great job, apartment, and family. I've been friends with most of my friends for twenty years and have a great support system.
I work in NYC and am contemplating relocating where I live. I haven't quite figured that out yet. Commuting makes me feel like I'm dating my kindle sometimes.
I'm a sucker for someone who is independent, self sufficient and more masculine than I am. If you could change your own tire, that'd be really cool, but if you can't I could definitely teach you. I can kill my own bugs, open most of my own jars and bake a mean brownie, but life would be a lot more fun with someone to share it with. I'm looking for someone who can laugh at life's nuances with me. As Jack Handey once said, "If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny."