An update is needed. Unlike me, some of the profile information is outdated. The Federal Trade Commission insisted I fix any inaccuracies before any further solicitation. For instance, I no longer need training wheels on my bicycle (and after a long winter, I'm looking forward to getting back on my bike). I also don't wear a bib I'm starting to watch what I eat. My pictures I posted are from a few years back. Unfortunately, I don't have any recent ones (with clothes on). I do look the same with an expanded bald spot and a little grayer -- I'm getting more gray by the second (Oh look, here's another one!). My son in college is no longer obligated to any custody arrangements, and he is eager for me to find a lady friend. I sometimes need reading glasses when my extended arm gets tired. Finally, I just signed up for ObamaCare, so I know how to stay healthy for the next 50 years (your mileage may vary). The rest of the story remains the same: I'm Happy (90% of the time), Humorous (you can judge that), Honest (100%), Hopeless romantic (50% right), Helpful, and Hardworking.