Do-over! I revised my essay. A nice lady told me that the humor was cute, but it came off as a little sarcastic. So here's my tame revision. I love reading poetry and strolling under the moonlight. I can do both of these activities naked. I'm a loving father, a dedicated professional, and a nice guy with a clear understanding of the important things in life. I regard internet dating as a necessary evil to find someone with whom to share the rest of my days. I enjoy a good laugh now and then. Serious is not the opposite as funny the opposite of funny is unfunny.