About Me
Successful, witty, does-not-live-with-p arents, smart (sorta), speaks english fluently, 2 arms, 2 legs, no back hair, nice bum, puts toilet seat down, amazing parallel parker, asks for directions when lost, polite-yet-firm when telemarketers call, shows no sign of balding, resting heart-rate 64bpm, 20/20 vision, cholesterol level: normal, backbone included. Not lying when he says he's 5'11".