I am not six feet tall. I feel this is the magic online dating number most single ladies are searching for, so you would literally look “over” me before even looking at me if you were taller than I am, but if you were shorter, you would look up to gaze into my blue eyes. I’m 5’ 6”, and if online dating were like Disneyland, I’d be too short to ride on the roller coaster of love. While you were trying to defy gravity with your “six-feet-and-over” guy, wondering why he’s just not into you and when the ride is over you’d get off feeling nauseous and spend hours on the phone talking to your girlfriends analyzing what happened and why he doesn’t call you... you COULD have been out with me enjoying great conversation, laughing, getting caught in the rain (like that’s hard to do around here), admiring my mind, making love at mid-night, and dating a really GREAT guy.It’s not true that I JUST want to get laid. I want to be in love and hold hands and all that stuff. If we happen to have sex along the way, GREAT! Actually, better than great – I’m kidding of course (about the holding hands thing.)I am a normal guy, get along well with my parents, and have a good job that I like. I pick up after myself, don’t leave the toilet seat up, and I’m not into sports. Well, I take that back. I do enjoy a night out with the guys and a good football game now and then, more for the testosterone-charged men colliding into each other and great plays, and not so much for the women in revealing outfits roaming the sidelines. And if you came with me to watch a game, I would say things like, “Who cares if girls with fake breasts can do splits half naked in the snow and rain? All I care about is that I am here with you.” The sappy truth is that it would be true.