A couple been married for 50 years and the wife been keeping a briefcase under the bed all those years and never let her husband see what's in it.
Finally In there 50th years anniversary the wife agree to let her husband check what's inside,
he open it and find three potatoes and fifty thousand dollar so he asking his wife what's the three potatoes for? and she's answering, every potato symbol a cheating, so he's thinking three cheating in fifty years...not too bad i been cheating much more...
Then he's asking about the money and she's saying ohhh every time that I got a pound of potatoes i sold it...
I'm Tommy and I'm looking for a loyal girl with no briefcases!
I'm an honest, respectful and loyal person and looking for the same in a girl!!
If it's you shoot me a line and maybe good thing will happen!!!