I believe in hokey things like Astrology and Conspiracy Theories.This is by no means my predominant attribute, but I tried to roll the dice of my psyche and came up with the above statement as the set up for the following, more blanketed self-description:I have this book, called "The Secret Language of Birthdays." It's frighteningly accurate, but that's beside the point. My Birthday, January 7th, is "The Day of Unusual Interests." It goes on to highlight my superior intuition. My humility prevents me from going into further detail. I caved and paid for this. I'm hoping I don't regret it. If I meet one bearded, baby-faced boy who knows how to kiss, I'll be satisfied.