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  • Divorced, Man seeking a Woman
  • 50 years old from Darnestown, MD
  • Logged in: 17 days ago
  • Last Update: 9/12/2013
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I don’t consider myself that hard of a guy to please but I can’t seem to find the right woman. Can you keep me from the Monastery? Do you think, ‘cause I really don’t look good with a shaved head. I think I’m a pretty laid back dude. I actually met a guy named Dude once; he lived in a house full of hang gliding instructors and surfers. You can imagine the constant state of confusion a conversation in that house would create. Got the scene in your head yet? “Dude!” “What?” “Not you Dude. Dude!” “What?” “Not you Dude!! Dude.” It was maddening, I get flash back headaches to this day. So I’m an ex college athlete but far from a dumb jock. I have a degree, really, almost 3. Ok, so it’s from East Carolina but it’s still a degree. They were the best 6 years of my life. I am a Pirate through and through and will bleed Purple and Gold all the days of my life. I am physically active and into being fit but not fanatical about it. 'Cause I do love my chicken from Popeye’s. I love the outdoors, anything involving water gets me charged. Love to ski out west but don't get to often enough. Went to Costa Rica, what an amazing place. Flying 300 ft above the rain forest on a cable with a video camera strapped to my head! Awesome!!! I enjoy all kinds of music but it’s the steel drum that gets my rump shakin. Partial to the French Impressionists. I like art museums but you won’t catch me wearing tights or getting a mani-pedi. Ok, so I’ve worn panty hose before, my coach made me, and he promised the pictures would be kept private. I love movies; all genres, even the bad ones. I make a mean eggplant parmigiana or chicken enchilada just for beginners. Good red wine, 'nuf said. Along with my day job, I also coach swimming. It's my true passion and I'm fortunate to coach for the best USA Swimming club in the country. Well, this year we were actually ranked number 2 but we're still the best. I am also involved with Macabbi USA and have had the great honor of coaching Team USA for several international competitions. Just took my second Pan American team to Sao Paulo. I was also the Head Coach at the World Games in Israel in 2009. It's been some of the most rewarding experiences of my life. I have a ravenous passion for life and all it has to offer. Honest, trustworthy & kind but far from a boy scout. I’m a scoundrel and a gentleman, that nice guy with enough of a bad boy edge to keep you awake and alive. Well, that’s a little taste of me. Drop me a line, I won't bite, unless you want me to. If what my zip code is, what kind of car I drive, the balance of my 401K and how much I make a year are at the top of your list, your real list, then I'm not your guy. I work hard and make a good living, but I'm not wealthy, drive an American made truck and own my own small TH in G-Town not Bethesda. I'm just a boy looking for a girl to love who'll love me back, Unconditionally, for who I am.

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