Ok here goes the cheat sheet version... 1) I genuinely love what I do and where I am in my life. 2) I think that everything that happens in real life can be traced back to a Seinfeld episode, and if not then How I Met Your Mother has it covered. 3) I grew up in Jersey (stop judging) but recently moved to Long Island (seriously, stop judging). 4) I believe it is important to balance friends, family and work. 5) A good slice of pizza and a Yuengling is the remedy for any terrible day. 6) I don't like conflict, but I do think it's important to stand up for what you believe in. I just choose my battles. 7) I prefer people (especially guys, ahem) to call rather than text, call me old fashioned I guess. 8) I'm honest almost to a fault. 9) I'm terrified of most dogs, but I'll make a genuine attempt to like yours. 10) I'm fluent in sarcasm and think some playful teasing is a must in any relationship. 11) I'm a big fan of making lists. 12) I'm looking for the real thing here. A partner in crime with ambition, a great sense of humor, and a kind heart.