I'm Sam. I love green eggs and ham. Now that that is out of the way..
Here are the facts:
-I like what most people like: puppies, unicorns, and The Hunger Games
-I have a crude sense of humor with absolutely no filter, love Chicago and UW-Madison sports (internal conflict), and cannot take anything too seriously.
-I like skiing, the outdoors, and indoor bars. Patios are also welcomed.
-I worked in the bus seat industry (not a typo) for some time after college
-I have every trait of a redhead, including red hair and no soul
-I am a ferocious tap dancer and once had to (ok willingly) do it in front of my entire 500 person agency wearing a tutu
-If I wasn't a social worker, I would most likely be trying to join a family of pandas.