Has anyone ever written something and then read it 6 months or a few years later and thought what the eff was I thinking? I just read my profile and I honestly have no idea what I was thinking. I'm seriously embarrassed, why would i write that I have a clinical dependency on awesomeness. Actually that is moderately funny, or that I did not go to the Ike Turner school of chivarly. Whats wrong with me? Wow this is probably not going well. It says to describe myself....I'll say anything to shock people. I try to make fun of people in the wittiest and most creative way possible. Witty Banter is great. I can be serious though like at funerals or in front of a judge. I can also be polite and respectful if the occasion arises. I'm smart but not that educated, but I'm working on that. I'm charming in a sarcastic as*hole kinda way. I love people and try to help whoever I can (it might solely be because of karma and I think it'll come back to me) but whatever the reason, right?