Top 10 things I've learned from internet dating: 10. You must have a sense of humor. 9. First meeting? Definitely over drinks. 8. I don't date Liberals. 7. If you've moved back in with Mom and Dad, you're not for me. 6. Too many people "love" long walks on the beach. 5. If I read one more profile of a guy "looking for a woman who's as comfortable in a little black dress as she is in jeans", I'll vomit! 4. If you work out 3-4 hours a day, you have way too much time on your hands. 3. Did I mention drinks? 2. E-mail, call, meet. I'm not looking for a pen pal. 1. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.