Hey there...welcome. To save you from having to read between the lines I'm going to cut to the chase and answer the questions every woman wants to know about a prospective date. Here goes, in no particular order: yes, I have a job; yes, i floss my teeth and scrape my tongue... religiously; yes, I love dogs and children, can even tolerate cats; yes, I can cook (out of necessity); yes I shop for my own clothes and, no, I don’t buy them at Penny’s. yes, i loved my mother…no Hillary jokes, please; no, I don’t leave the toilet seat up; yes, I think women have a brain that includes a more highly developed social intelligence; yes, I can carry on a conversation without turning into a trial lawyer or Donald Trump; yes, I can listen; yes, I can ask for directions; no, I don’t watch sports as a religion; yes, I can handle intimacy; no, my orgasm is not the only one I’m interested in; yes, I will blame you for everything, but that’s just part of the fun; yes, I can give a good massage, if you’re nice; no, I’m not going to bore you to death with my boasts; yes, I have cried in touching movies; no, I wont let you arrange the entire event, I throw the steaks on the BBQ and take credit for the whole shebang. no, I don’t think sex should precede casual eye contact; no, I don’t have ED, everything works just fine, thank you; no, I’m not a stalker; yes, I do have a sense of humor… it's subtle so stay on your toes. no, I am not homosexual. Just to be sure I tried it once in my early 20s….it wasn’t pretty.