My mother tells everyone that I'm a catch. It's my job to convince you that she's right.
I get invited to weddings regularly because I'll make everyone dance. "Dance" is, of course, a relative term, but I like to make sure everyone is having a good time.
I tell my goyishe friends I get my moves from bar mitzvah training...and they believe me.
One of the best things about the DC area is all the great restaurants. I am always up to try a new brunch place. Don't be surprised if I order pancakes "for the table."