About Me

I'm easy going, creative, love to tell jokes. Wanna hear a dirty joke? The white horse fell in the mud! FOFLMAO . That's British for ROFLMAO. .I do stand up and write my own material. Naww I didn't write THAT joke. My philosophy is laughter makes life lighter and I love to laugh. Okay so I'm standing at the checkout line in the grocery store and the cashier says" Have a nice day!" I stare her straight in the eye and say, " I don't want to have a nice day. Maybe, (shaking my finger at her) just maybe, I've had 16 nice days in a row and I want to give someone else a break.And I REFUSE to have a nice day because YOU said so!" Anyhoo getting on with this mini biography, (OY) . I'm an animal lover, I love my family and friends even though some of them act like animals. and we're not talking docile either. And I'm an intellect too.I dig a groovy deep convos... intelligence turns me on... oh yeah...seriously oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh..... I'm a non- professional chef and photographer.I love musicals, they're fantastic! My favourite music is oldies, classical, and music from musicals. I love everything from watching TV to reading a plethera of authors. I'm a snow lover man I love snow! Sliding down the hill with the other "kids" is a blast.I've got a gazillion snow pictures ( wait, did I say I was an intellect?) I love to take long walks in the snow, watch it fall, and come inside and cuddle in front of a warm fire, have a cup of hot cocoa with you . I love a good challenge and am open to new ideas and possibilities.