About Me

I'm a pretty cool guy. I'm pretty normal. I'm not crazy. I enjoy life and love laughing. My humor matches closely with that of Family Guy and South Park so, if you like those shows, then we'll probably get along. My humor can be quite offensive at times, but it's funny if you don't have a silly "limit." I love animals-- I want a pot-bellied pig SOOO badly! But I've settled on a Boston Terrier. I'm not a fan of high fashion... on me. I'm a jeans-and-a-t-shirt kind of guy. I am low-maintenance. I enjoy sleeping. Dancing is a passion of mine. Theatre is what I love. I'm all about having a good time. I get upset when I'm unable to have a good time. I'm Jewish, but don't let that sway you-- I love the teachings of Judaism, but I'm not an active synogogue-goer. I have big eyebrows and blue eyes. I'm Lithuanian and Swedish. I really like LOST. I have a constant yearning to stay finely-tuned to my childhood. For this reason, I watch Chip'n'Dale: Rescue Rangers, Animaniacs, Rocko's Modern Life, and other cartoons on a daily basis. This is not an activity that you need to share, but something you need to accept. I'm pretty smart. I graduated from high with a 4.2 GPA and from college with a 3.8. I was accepted into several "smart people" schools, but opted to find a school with a good theatre department. I have a BFA in Musical Theatre from Catawba College. I love going to museums and art exhibits. I enjoy baseball and football games and would love to go to more sporting events. I kick ass at kickball. I have a potty mouth. I eventually want kids. I enjoy the name Touchstone for a boy. Again... this is something you will need to accept. I speak in short sentences. I'm a geek. I love playing the Sims. I wear glasses. I just recently started listening to the radio again--music has improved since 2004.... thank God. I have a monkey pillow that I have to sleep on at night. I wish I could cook better than I do. I have a lot of sides to me. :) More to come, I'm sure.