I'm not sure that anyone looks at anything besides the pictures, but in case you're the type that enjoys words and pictures, I'll do my best to give you the 30 second sales pitch. Basically I'm here looking for someone who can be my best friend and partner. Someone that can hand me a righteous schooling in Scrabble and also make me laugh by snarfing milk out of their nose because of some acerbic joke I've made. Someone who's sexy by virtue of being themselves and doesn't take life, or themselves, too seriously. From me you will get a pretty smart guy who will be there for you wherever and whenever; a guy that will open that stubborn jar of pickles as well as compliment you on those new slingback shoes; a man that can replace a clutch, add that extra bedroom on the house, or just sit and listen to you while you talk about how your day went. Someone not ashamed to snarf milk out of their own nose, nor afraid to sing horribly off key on Karoake night, or break out with the Kid n’ Play on the dance floor when the occasion calls for it. So if you’ve already looked at all the pictures and you’re still reading to this point, why don’t you send me a message, or a wink, or a smoke signal if that’s your thing, and we can see where the day takes us.