Little children, older ladies, dogs, and cats think I'm awesome, but I rarely notice if I make the same impact on women to whom I'm attracted. Help me get a clue. I've heard "he's such a nice boy" from my older relatives for so long I want to... Yeah, I'm nice, but ... I have a wicked sense of humor, and like clever to silly to sarcastic, and G- to X-rated humor. I have few "favorites." I like live music, movies, comedy, dining, etc. Enjoy hiking and camping, skiing, team sports, traveling (haven't recently, though), and safety meetings. Attraction and chemistry needed for a romantic involvement. I like giving and getting massages touch is very important. I'm not great with small talk usually have a low tolerance for BS I'm fairly straightforward and want to tell it like it is, which helps out less than I think it should. I don't look at my email/computer everyday, so please be patient.